WELCOME TO THE YEAR 2000,
i.e. MILLENIUM, VERSION OF
WELCOME TO THE YEAR 2000,
i.e. MILLENIUM, VERSION OF
THE MENTAL MUNKEE ZONE
YOU MAY ONLY CONTINUE IF YOU ARE OVER THE AGE OF 18. IF YOU ARE OVER 16 YOU MUST FIRST ASK YOUR MUMS PERMISSION. IF YOU ARE YOUNGER THEN YOU MUST FOLLOW THE LINK BELOW.
This will link you to a site about young girls and there cats. You can see them eating meat and having the best fun stroking every inch of the young animals.
We hope your stay here will be disappointing and make you sick - please complain as then we might get shut down, which would be nice 'cos I wouldn't have to do anymore of this crap.
98% of Donkeys have never heard of Jesus
In society it is notable that there are many different form of addiction. Addictions to alchohol and other drugs or certain foods. But the most terrifying of all is the addiction to Churnton Cheese.
Once Your hooked you got to get it cooked!
THE CHEESE FILES
Churnton cheese is a dangerous substance. It should not be misused, thousands of young people up and down the country are abusing the power the fromage gives them and causing untold trouble for their future. Do not mock this insane sugestion that a household product can cause not only physical but also intense psychological pain. See a doctor immediatley if you feel you have any of the following symptons reated to the problem:
Sneezing
You are already dead
Skin growing over your eyes
Small monkeys dancing round your bed at night
A big 'fro
Please note the latter could be caused due to being adam.
Churnton is a great cheese and snack if used in moderation but over use can produce a stimulative effect and in some cases death. The enzymes within the cheese rind make the cheese so more-ish but also release dangerous chemicals into the body. I wil leave you with this thought:
"If a schizophrenic man tells you to avoid a cheese, he is probably extracting the michael.............."
Apre Po of Absolutely Nothing
Chiken Soup os spelt wrong
Limp forth towards the gates of obscurity and belief my child, for tomorrow will never come to soon. intense hearts may cross your dreams but sentence of death is the only tower of your faith.
somewhere beneath the tortured landscape, a frail insignificant eye watches the pain and suffering of millions. starving and droughted to exhaustion they peel empty emotions from their battered heads and sweat fear onto their peers. straying from east o west under a sun of potential rape and obscenity they die, one by one until their bodies litter the frames of history and their tears stain the earth forever. far away into the universe others suffer - but not so violently for their suffernace is a private kind locked up in the furnace of the heart.
Where is he running? for a bus or a train? In a race? Or for his fix of Churnton?!?!?!?!
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ITS THE END OF THE WORLD AS WE KNOW IT
(and i feel fine)
Yes with the millenium ( some may scorn and say millenium schmillenium but i say don't talk crap) fast approaching many people fear that the end of the world may be nigh. Of course it isn't, just as it wasn't at the eclipse, or when nostra - i made up loadsa stuff and some of it vaguely represents historical things - damus said it would - the world will not end until the sun burns itself out then darkness descends forever and it freezes ergo we all die.
The millenium is a pre-fabricated event held supposedly 2000 years after Jesus Christ's birth. Two critical mistakes here.
1: Jesus was by definition born on Christmas Day (25th December) so we'll all celebrate 7 days late
2: Jesus as a founder of Christianity didn't exist anyway
The thing is years ago card companies needed new ways of shifting cards so Christmas and New Year became hugely commercialised. The point is nothing will happen at the strike of twelve - the milenium bug won't affect anyone and the sun won't burnout/sky fall down/dogs all get rabies.
Bye Bye my child you have come far but now you must choke
