........................GET OUT OF HELL FREE* ...................... CARD AVAILABLE FOR THE FIRST TIME, IN EUROPE!
If
yoo think you'll probably be meeting this fellow rather soon
listen up. You can though avoid all that eternal damnation hassle
with the new 'GET OUT OF HELL* FREE CARD' from abctm
Priced at only £74.99 + p&p ($150 + p&p) the card excepmts the bearer from ever going 'downstairs'. Simply fill in th order form on the next page and you will receive a card kit within 28 days - ....... or your money back!
The Comapany reserves the right not to supply this card.
*: Entry to heaven will be on a first come first served basis and proof of card holding does not guarantee entry. You will be placed behind celbrities, black people and people with other disabilities.